February 2012
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Neruda Tattooda
Whence summer arrives - and assuming I don’t lose my nerve, which is quite the earth shattering assumption - I would like to get the bolded lines from the following poem tattooed on my person.
Soneto XVII by Pablo Neruda
No te amo como si fueras rosa de sal, topacio o flecha de claveles que propagan el fuego: te amo como se aman ciertas cosas oscuras, secretamente, entre la sombra y el...
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Facebook 101.03 - Timeline Makes You Look Popular
I have come to the scholarly conclusion that installing Facebook Timeline makes it less likely that people will know you have no friends. You may notice that the last 30 posts on your wall are in fact from you. By separating these posts into two columns, Timeline makes you seem half as pathetic.
That’s not me talking; that’s math.
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January 2012
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Top 5 Compliments To Give To A Lady
1. You’re definitely one of those people that can wear spandex as pants.
2. You’re always so put together.
3. Are those contacts, or is that what your eyes really look like?
4. It’s OK! I’m a butt guy anyway!
5. I don’t think I’ve ever seen you sweat. Ever!
(Image Credit to http://jezebel.com/joan-holloway/)
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“Lovers don’t finally meet somewhere. They’re in each other all along.”
– Rumi (via philphys)
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Aussie Open 2012: The Tragedy
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Aussie Open 2012: The Surprisingly Warm Cozy...
Congratulations, Vika Azarenka. You played so out of this world last night, that even I can’t say anything negative.
I’ll be sippin on that haterade again soon enough. But maybe it was the fact that unfair advantage by grunting was eliminated. Maybe it was your complete lack of fear against Sharapova. Maybe it’s that I’ll just root for anyone against Maria and forget...
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Aussie Open 2012: Day 11 - The Dilemma
What do you do when your two least favorite human beings on the planet tennis players are in the women’s final?
You either don’t watch or you pick one.
Whether I watch or not, the match will happen, and one hyena will win. So I might as well suck it up and watch. Will I pick Whiny or Screechy? I’ll pick Whiny Azarenka. Why? Well I just sat here for 10 minutes trying to...
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Aussie Open 2012: Day 10 - Respect
After her loss to Victoria Azarenka in the Quarterfinals, Agnieszka Radwanska spoke in her presser about the problem of grunting in women’s tennis. She brought up both Azarenka’s and Sharapova’s names. Indeed, Aga was hypocritical in that she seemed more willing to accept Azarenka’s grunting because they’re friends. However, she ultimately made the point that...
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tumblrbot asked: WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN A BAD MOOD?
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Aussie Open 2012: 3 Things I learned from Day 9
1. Azarenka grunts exactly like a woman giving birth
According to my roommate.
(Image Credit to http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/tennis/australianopen/9027414/Australian-Open-2012-Victoria-Azarenka-loses-temper-in-third-round-defeat-of-Mona-Barthel-at-Melbourne-Park.html)
2. Justice is Served
Caroline Wozniacki is no longer #1 in the world. Kim Clijsters deserves a Nobel Prize...
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Aussie Open 2012: 3 Things I did not learn from...
I did not learn 3 things yesterday because my quest for knowledge was clouded with devastation. Tsonga and Lisicki both lost in long matches, and I wanted to tear my hair out.
Jo was less than stellar in his 5-set loss to Nishikori. Sabine played out of her mind in the 1st set against Sharapova and then just … stopped.
The worst part about it is they both seemed about 1,000 times less...
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Aussie Open 2012: Midterm Grades
We’re halfway through, we’ve learned a lot of things, and it’s time for Midterm Grades:
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Kim Clijsters
Down 4 match points to Li Na and suffering from a sprained ankle, Clijsters pulled off a colossal comeback yesterday! All of humanity was running around the living room like its ass was on fire because EVERYONE loves Kim, and everyone wants her to dominate before her...
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“Then you are mistaken, and you know nothing about me, and nothing about the sort...”
– Charlotte Brontë (via atomos
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